Kirstie Alley Hates Abilify
Scientologists don't believe in anti-depressants, because when they want to get happy, they fuck themselves in the butt with an e-meter can while humming the theme to Close Encounters of a Third Kind. So it's not exactly surprising that Kirstie Alley is throwing ten balls of hate at the anti-depressant Abilify for using cartoons in their commercials. The Jabba the Hutt of Scientology spent yesterday and today ranting on Twitter about how Abilify is targeting children by using cartoons. Kirstie may not have a PhD in pharmacology, but she has a PhD in batshit lunacy, so she definitely knows what she's talking about. Here's the truth according to Dr. Kirstie:
So Kirstie is hating on a pill that claims to help with depression and yet she's the member of a "religion" that claims to cure gayness? Oh, Kirstie, never stop being you. This bitch needs some Abilify. And you know, I think I'd rather suffer from dizziness and have trouble swallowing (I can't believe I just typed that, my social life is ruined) than be a Scientologist. So Kirstie, you stay worshipping an alien god and we'll stay pilled up.
Sunday best! Katie Holmes and daughter Suri are pretty in pink as they celebrate Easter with brunch
By RACHEL LEVY
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She's typically seen dressed down, but even Katie Holmes pulled out her Sunday best to celebrate Easter in New York City.
The 34-year-old actress was seen in a bright magenta maxi skirt as she stepped out of her black SUV to head to brunch with her adorable daughter Suri Cruise.
Covering up for the brisk East Coast weather, Katie teamed the vibrant piece with a structured navy blazer, detailed with round gold buttons, and an over-sized blue scarf.
All dolled up in dresses! Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise wore dresses to head to brunch in New York City on Easter Sunday
On her feet, she chose a feminine pair of taupe pointed pumps, jazzed up with a chunky brown heel and peachy nude bow in the front.
In her hands, the brunette actress carried a large black pocketbook and pink travel tote that appeared to be full with goodies to go.
Her hair was parted to the side, sweeping past her face into a low ponytail, as her eyes stayed concealed with large round sunglasses.
Magenta madness: The brunette beauty shined bright in a dark pink maxi skirt, trading in her typical trouser look
Suri meanwhile wore a feminine white dress with a beaded top and and full tulle princess style skirt.
Under her charcoal coat, the six-year-old paired her fancy frock with a baby pink button-down cardigan and matching hair ribbon.
Even her socks showed her girly side, lined with lace and tucked into her sparkling silver flats.
Matching mommy: The six-year-old wore a feminine frock and siparkling silver flats that has a bow on the toes similar to Katie
Similar to her mother, Suri's flats were decorated with bows above the toes, and the youngster looked like she was eager to eat, gaining momentum to race into the restaurant.
But the mother-daughter duo weren't the only ones celebrating the Christian holiday.
The daughter of Tom Cruise brought her stuffed animal friend along in the form of a fluffy grey giraffe.
Additional company: Suri brought her special stuffed animal along who also wore a dress for the holiday
Fitting in perfectly with her company, Suri's sidekick wore a red dress and bundled up with a grey jacket
Katie was previously practicing the religion of Scientology but officially returned to the Catholic faith following her split from Tom, registering as a parishioner at the Church or St. Francis Xavier in New York City about a year ago.
Arriving prepared: Katie carried a big black handbag and additional pink tote along for the day outing
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2302101/Katie-Holmes-daughter-Suri-pretty-pink-celebrate-Easter-brunch.html#ixzz2PB3h90pL
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