Tom Cruise Did Cher Good, So Says Cher
June 28, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K
Two years before Tommy Girl married Mimi Rogers and took his first steps in becoming one of Scientology’s highest-ranking bridge empresses, he screwed around with Cher for a minute. Tommy was a fetus-faced 23 year old and Cher was 39 years old with the skin of a couple of fetuses stapled to her face. Even though that was ten million faces ago for Cher, she still remembers it and squirts out a little barley syrup when she thinks of all the times the tips of Tommy’s toes rubbed against her inner thighs as he gave it to her missionary style.
On last night’s Watch What Happens Live (via People), Andy Cohen played a little game of Truth or Cher (I CAN’T!) with Cher and asked her who out of all her lovers (including Schonny Bono, David Geffen, Gregg Allman, Val Kilmer, etc….) was the best lover. Cher let that question marinate on her brain for a second before Andy Cohen asked her about Tommy. The boys in the Scientology bathhouse all screamed and snapped for Tommy when Cher said that he was in her top 5.
I really wish Andy Cohen had Cher on his show on Wednesday night and I really wish I would’ve seen it live. Because watching Cher tell Andy Cohen that Tommy Girl was one of her top 5 lovahs while wearing a Beetlejuice suit and sitting in front of Donny & Marie dolls would’ve been the greatest and gayest way to celebrate the fall of DOMA.
And here’s Cher (looking like the Queen of the Damned’s memaw), Andy Cohen and Susanne Bartsch at the opening night of Q Thursday at Marquee in NYC last night.
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It was a special night on Bravo last night, as Cher stopped by the Clubhouse and endured Andy Cohen.
Andy asks Cher about her famous Twitter account, and specifically, to … explain it.
From Meryl to Elvis to a pre-Scientology Tom Cruise, Cher talks about her famous co-stars and relationships.
The best stuff usually happens during the After Show, and in the extended Part One, Cher talks about her future in films, Chaz, Chad Michaels, and hair.
Here’s Part Two, with special guest Anderson Cooper and his giggle.
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful….
June 28, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K
Once the bald Shih Tzu whose hair was used to make a wig for John Travolta stops shivering, it should be grateful that it has the ability to grow hair and can help Scientology’s sexiest pin-up (sorry, Kirstie Alley) take his glamour and beauty to the next level. With ten jars of Bonne Bell foundation smeared across his face and half of the Westminster Dog Show on top of his head, John Travolta graced the opening of Breitling’s flagship store in London with his presence. David Beckham was also there, but as Nancy Pelosi would say, “Who cares?” John Travolta’s wig > Becks
I’ve always made fun of John Travolta’s busted down, tragic wigs and hairpieces, but I can’t make fun of this one. Not since the Red Sea has there been such a glorious part and those fake dandruff balls (or maybe those are dried cum flakes) add an authentic touch. We also have to give him a standing ovation for that under-chin goatee. If you turn your head upside down and look at his chin, it kind of looks like a fat Shar Pei wearing an oversized yarmulke made of hair. That under-chin fur patch isn’t only a beauty statement, it’s also highly functional. Do you know how many taints and nutsacks were exfoliated with that thing? There’s a lot of smooth taints out there and they owe it all to John Travolta’s loofah patch.
Please don't weave me: John Travolta's longer new style looks a little hair-raising
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John Travolta’s hair has always seemed to have a mind of its own, and at a party in London’s Mayfair, Travolta’s barnet seemed to want to make a break for freedom.
Travolta has famously gone from his lush dark locks, to balding - and regularly wears a weave and several differing hairpieces.
On a night out in London’s Mayfair close-up shots of Travolta seemed to show he has gone for the belt and braces method, with a wig sitting on top of a weave.
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Weaving to the crowd: John Travolta smiles as he leaves a Mayfair restaurant on a promotional tour for Breitling watches
I'm right hair: John looked smart in a dark blue suit, and pretty fresh-faced
Wigging out: Travolta's hairline looked a little strange up close
The film star, 59, looked smartly dressed as he joined David Beckham for the launch of the new flagship store for watch brand Breitling on Thursday.
He had a navy blue suit with a matching blue tie – but maybe spent more time on his attire than on his hair.
Perhaps Travolta felt a little in the shadow of his co-star at the Breitling opening David Beckham, who was equally smartly dressed and of course has a fine, full head of hair.
My hair was once this long: Travolta chats to David Beckham at the launch of the watch store in London
Travolta also sported some facial furniture in the form of a tiny black goatee beard at the function. Perhaps it is in preparation for his next film, as notorious mobster John Gotti Snr in Gottee: In The Shadow Of My Father, which also stars his real-life spouse Kelly Preston.
Travolta’s hair line has moved up and down regularly over recent years. In 2011 he was pictured on the beach with no wig or weave in sight, apparently happy to let the world see he had gone bald. Since then he has opted for everything from close-cropped weaves to full lush wigs at various showbiz events.
It’s all a long way from Travolta’s early days, when he had a full, lush head of hair in his early films such as Saturday Night Fever. He famously had a tremendous quiff for his starring role in Grease.
Captain Travolta: John, a qualified pilot, poses with sexy hostesses at the launch
He has often solved his balding problem in the traditional way – with either a baseball cap or, in the film Wild Hogs, with a bandana.
Travolta had a busy day in London’s posh New Bond Street district opening the Breitling store. He met Beckham, mingled with Breitling's owner, Theodore Schneider at a party before going on to dinner in Mayfair.
John, who is a pilot as well as an actor, posed outside the shop flanked by a dozen women dressed in sexy flight attendant outfits.
Hair bear: Travolta had plenty of growth in his Saturday Night Fever days
They all posed for photos in the street before Travolta then cut the ribbon to officially name the shop open.
The 59-year-old actor recently attended a screening of his newest feature Killing Season at the British Film Institute in London's South Bank.
And it wasn't just a simple screening, as Travolta was also available for a Question & Answer session.
Killing Season also stars Robert DeNiro as Benjamin Ford.
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