NO MORE FRESH MEAT FOR THE SCIONS - ONCE THE KIDS SEE THE GTA PISS-TAKE THERE'S NO CHANCE THE CULT WILL EVER BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

GTA 5 viral now available as a screensaver

NewsPublish Date 23/04/2013 - 9:29am GMT+1

The 12 Goals of Epsilonism.

GTA 5 viral The cult of Epsilon raised its head above water again last night, with a new video highlighting the 12 Goals of Epsilonism.

The cult appears to be a parody of the Church of Scientology, attempting to scam people into offering large sums of money in return for a happy life and saviour from doom.

Rockstar has released a screensaver if you fancy being brainwashed by the message of Epsilon.

"The Goals and the Pledge of Epsilon will continue to be revealed in due time," states the rockstargames.com post.

"The Epsilon Program does not exist in just one time or place. We invite you to visit one of our enlightenment centers.

"Directions will be provided in one week's time."

Source: rockstargames.com

Oh dad, don't! Jaden Smith screws up his face in embarrassment as father Will plants a kiss at photocall for their new film After Earth

By CASSIE CARPENTER

PUBLISHED: 21:18, 23 April 2013 | UPDATED: 21:18, 23 April 2013

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Most preteens are inherently embarrassed by their parents.

And Jaden Smith proved no different as his famous father Will planted a big kiss on the 14-year-old's noggin at a photocall for their new film, After Earth.

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Daa-aad! Jaden Smith screwed up his face after father Will planted a kiss on the 14-year-old's noggin at a photocall for their new film, After Earth

The Find You Somewhere rapper screwed up his face in a cute grimace as he cringed at the Independence Day star's PDA.

The father-son duo donned matching white trousers to promote their sci-fi action flick, due out May 31, in Cancun, Mexico on Tuesday.

The Karate Kid actor wore a b&w patterned T-shirt, long underwear beneath white shorts, rainbow socks, and grey plimsolls.

Here comes the son: The father-son duo donned matching white trousers to promote their sci-fi action flick, due out May 31, in Cancun, Mexico on Tuesday

Different generations: The Karate Kid actor wore long underwear beneath white shorts and a graphic T-shirt, while his father stuck to a more traditional blazer jeans combo

'His mind is so much deeper and complex': The 44-year-old star recently revealed that he believes that his son is more mature now than he was at 14

The 44-year-old funnyman stuck to a more traditional grey blazer over a lighter grey dress shirt, white jeans, and brown Oxfords.

Their movie, helmed by M. Night Shyamalan, is a survival story about a son who must rescue his father after they crash land on a futuristic Earth.

As Kitai Raige, Jaden spends the bulk of After Earth clad in colour-changing leather 'ranger lifesuit.'

Just acting: Their movie, helmed by M. Night Shyamalan, is a survival story about a son who must rescue his father after they crash land on a futuristic Earth

Awww! The Hello hitmaker previously starred with the two-time Oscar nominee in the 2006 feel-good homeless drama, The Pursuit of Happyness

The Hello hitmaker previously starred with the two-time Oscar nominee in the 2006 feel-good homeless drama, The Pursuit of Happyness.

Not seen Tuesday was Jaden's mother Jada Pinkett Smith and 12-year-old sister Willow.

The Whip My Hair singer also appeared onscreen with Will in the 2007 vampire flick I Am Legend.

 

The next leading man? As Kitai Raige, Jaden spends the bulk of After Earth clad in colour-changing leather 'ranger lifesuit'

Young star: Jaden, who has a habit of furrowing his brows upwards, has also released four rap singles and starred in a remake of Karate Kid last year

Jaden, who has a habit of furrowing his brows upwards, is currently dating Kylie Jenner, the 15-year-old half-sister of Kim Kardashian.

He told Wonderland magazine his relationship with the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star was 'pretty awesome' and called Kylie 'one of my best friends.'

The Men in Black star, who has a net worth of $200 million, has clearly been grooming his boy to reach the sort of success he found himself in music and film.

Teen power couple: Jaden recently said his relationship with 15-year-old Kylie Jenner was 'pretty awesome' and called the Kardashian sibling 'one of my best friends'

Will, who also has a 20-year-old son Trey with ex-wife Sheree Zampino, recently revealed that he believes that his son is more mature now than he was at 14.

'At 14, his mind is so much deeper and more complex than my mind was at 14 years old,' the Fresh Prince star told Metro.

'Lyrically, where he goes [in rap music] and what he creates and how the things are conceptually is beyond what I could create at 14 years old.'

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GTA V Promo Trailer Details Epsilonism

Author: William Usher

published: 2013-04-22 15:28:23

Rockstar Games released a new promo teaser for Grand Theft Auto V, promoting the fictional in-game religion of Epsilonism, which seems to be a mix of Scientology and Mormonism. The whole thing is pretty ridiculous but all tongue-in-cheek nonetheless.

The whole angle will undoubtedly make some right-wing nut pissed at some point; I wouldn't doubt that if the video gets into the hands of some political blowhard they'll blow it out of proportion and Rockstar will laugh all the way to the bank this fall.

Given the way most secondary characters and organizations work in GTA games, I wouldn't be surprised if Epislonism played a prominent role in a couple of missions throughout Grand Theft Auto V.

The game itself will sport a lot of what made the series famous to begin with, including jets, planes, helicopters, skydiving, jet skis and more. Even more than that, there will be a greater focus on multiplayer this time around and this all comes packaged into the awesomeness of RAGE, the Rockstar Advanced Game Engine. This is the same technology that powered GTA IV and was later optimized and showcased in Max Payne 3.

You can look for GTA V to launch later this year for the Xbox 360 and PS3, and presumably later on for PC.