EARLY HUBBARD CAPTION COMP WINNER

Congratulation to Snippy Haines for the inaugural winner of this sites Caption Competition:

The new e-meter 10,000, with its modern ultra-quiet design, will suck your brains out faster and more completely than ever before

Here are my efforts:

1st effort:

"Before the e-meter and tomatoes a young Ron Hubbard experimented with numerous contraptions looking for those pesky thetans"

2nd effort:

Before the e-meter there was the Engram Discombobulator

3rd effort, man in contraption saying:

..."yes,.... yes.... I'm pretty sure I can see that parking space now...."

4th effort:

Those wealthy enough to receive personal auditing from LRH would go to any length to avoid his stinky breath

5th effort:

Hubbard eventually thought it best to abandon the Xenu fart-gas knowingness of OT level 9

other notable captions:

Truthiwant  Guest • 

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What about 'Coiffure Chez Ron. Shampoo and set. Only $2000.'

SandiCorrena  Guest •

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Before the e-meter and the tomatoes L-Ron's need for an effective thetan-ater involved many contraptions; seemingly his thetans were eating him alive!

Overtigo  Guest • 

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"Boy...those registrars'll never be able to sell this high dollar heap of crap...gotta build something cheaper...hey buddy, what'd ya do with those soup cans from lunch?