At first he smiles at the Thetan level joke but quickly puts on a serious face.... ENTURBULATION BLOWBACK .... or something, lulz
.... and here's the YouTube version so you can grab the embed code if you want
Baftas 2013: 10 key talking points
The dust has settled, the stars departed. So what key themes have emerged from this year's Bafta awards?
Nausea
Eddie Redmayne was backstage "puking his guts out", reported Sally Field, with whom he'd been meant to present the best original screenplay award. Forced to go it alone, Field expressed fears he'd infected her, and that, moreover, it might be one of those bugs so contagious the whole opera house would shortly be awash in vomit. Anne Hathaway, herself under the weather, leaped to Les Mis's co-star's defence in her best supporting actress speech, saying it was merely food poisoning. We may never know.
An elbow in Oscar's ribs
Not only did Bafta dole out just one gong to the Academy Awards' clear frontrunner, they then proceeded to give the best director award to Ben Affleck, a man conspicuously snubbed in that same category at the Oscars.
Hair
Helen Mirren's was, suddenly,short and pink. Paloma Faith's toweringly strange. But it was the beards which really grabbed the chatter this year. Stephen Fry andGeorge Clooney praised each others, Hugh Jackman twinkled beneath his magnificent specimen and Ben Affleck gave bristle a good name.
Damp
The red carpet was a sponge. During the ceremony, hem-lines were still visibly soggy, and an air of spritz and drizzle still clung to some of the stars.
Flopping presenters
Jeremy Renner's naive schtick didn't quite come off; similarlySarah Silverman and John C Reilly's faux-diva double act. It was left to old-stager Billy Connollyto bring the laughs ("I'm overwhelmed to be here, presenting an unsuspecting stranger with a death mask on a stick.") The acceptance speeches, on the other hand, were largely stellar and weirdly tearless. Pick of the bunch: Daniel Day-Lewis's extended riff on staying in character as himself for 55 years.
Pas d'armour de Amour
There were no shows from bothMichael Haneke and Emmanuelle Riva. Saving their energies for the Oscars? Or just fed up with all the winning, just can't take it any Amour …? Compare their bailing toJessica Chastain, whose play on Broadway ended at 4am GMT, when she hopped on a plane and then a helicopter to sit in a chair and lose. A shout out, too, for Joaquin Phoenix, a notorious awards sceptic, who showed up, and even showed the start of a smile.
Continuing Clooney love
He may have only been there in his capacity as a producer, but George was still the star attraction of the night. And, at 51, he still justifies Fry's gag about the TV audience being "as welcome as George Clooney at a hen night".
No Cruise
Tom was definitely in town. But there was no sign of him, only an oblique reference in a bit of Fry patter.
Bemusement
The Americans didn't get the horsemeat joke. Nor the Boris Johnson/Batman reference. Nor the equation of Tessa Ross andPaul Scholes. To be fair, that last one is quite niche.
'What's your name? What's your name? What's your name? Shoot him, he's an American spy'
Out of context, few clips stand up well, and Argo's similarities toTeam America seemed all the more glaring in snippet form. Likewise, Life of Pi eats itself when presented in soundbites, and even Jessica Chastain's 'You don't know Al Qaeda' speech has tinges of the teen rant, ripped from the rest of the movie.
Daily Fail stopped taking comments on this as everyone was defending our 'National Treasure'.... personally I thought it was bloody funny!
UPDATE - this is from last year... well worth a read anyway.
Fry accused of dragging Baftas into the gutter
by GORDON RAYNER, Daily Mail
Stephen Fry has been accused of dragging the Baftas into the gutter with foul language and crude sexual references.
Viewers complained he had largely ignored the 9pm watershed as he hosted the two-hour ceremony, broadcast live on the BBC on Sunday.
Labour MP Gerald Kaufman, chairman of the parliamentary culture and sport select committee, demanded to know why the BBC had not told Fry to tone down his script.
Last night the Broadcasting Standards Commission said it would review the show for possible breaches of broadcasting guidelines.
Fry, 44, set the tone for the evening by welcoming 'viewers at home and in pubs, clubs and brothels around the world'.
He told the audience that those winning awards should not kiss their entire row - 'just for the moment keep your tongues to yourselves'.
A puerile reference to The Lord of the Rings followed before he joked he had auditioned for the part of a female courtesan in Moulin Rouge.
'I don't think my months of research on the streets of Soho were wasted, and nor do my clients,' he said to the clear embarrassment of many in the audience.
Wilde star Orlando Bloom was introduced as an actor who 'under my stern tutelage and carefully positioned guiding hand found stardom... as a rent boy in Wilde'.
Fry kissed fellow gay actor Sir Ian McKellen on the lips as he welcomed him on stage to present an award.
He introduced Kate Winslet as 'a woman whose pop socks I am not worthy, nor frankly very disposed, to suck'.
Seeing BAFTA fellowship award winner Warren Beatty off the stage, he declared: 'I think it was Woody Allen who said "I don't believe in reincarnation but if I did, I would like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips".' He signed off - after the 9pm watershed - by saying: 'As the Archbishop of Canterbury likes to say on these occasions, that's enough tedious w**k from me, let's party.'
The programme, which was broadcast from 8pm, will reach a potential worldwide audience of one billion.
Mr Kaufman questioned whether Fry's script had been checked.
'There is just too much of this sort of thing going out before the watershed and it's just not necessary,' he said.
'This was a live broadcast and the BBC should have taken steps to make sure they knew what they were broadcasting.
'If they did look at his script then they may well have knowingly violated the terms of the watershed, and if they didn't check his script you have to ask why not.'
The controversy comes in the same week the BBC was criticised for Ali G's foulmouthed interview on Radio 1's breakfast show and for the word 'c***' being broadcast during Radio 4's Book at Bedtime.
Mr Kaufman said the time had come for the BBC to face sanctions - as commercial broadcasters do - if it broke broadcasting guidelines.
John Beyer, of pressure group Mediawatch UK, said: 'This is a show which started at 8pm, when there would have been lots of children watching, and the crude remarks made by Stephen Fry were totally inappropriate for that time.'
A spokesman for the BBC, which received more than a dozen complaints, said: 'We received a tiny number of complaints considering it was watched by six million viewers, and all of those complaints related to his final remark, which was broadcast well after the 9pm watershed.
'The show did not breach our own internal editorial guidelines.'
The spokesman added that Fry's script was seen before the show but much of it was ad-libbed.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-102023/Fry-accused-dragging-Baftas-gutter.html#ixzz2KY4Yvecp
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