Tom Cruise Is Irish Now and His Ancestors Basically Saved Everyone From Themselves
Tom said: “I found out my ancestors owned a town called Hollywood. It’s wild. One guy was a famine hero.
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Time to warm your hands on the fire of crazy that rages in Tom Cruise’s mind once more.
The 50-year-old trotted on his built-up shoes into Jimmy Kimmel’s TV studio last night and told him that he recently learned that his ancestors trace back to 9th century Ireland and they once ruled the land.
Of course they did.
Apparently two women researched Tom Thumb’s family history and one of his relatives was an Irish “famine hero”.
Uh huh.
Tom said: “I found out my ancestors owned a town called Hollywood. It’s wild. One guy was a famine hero.“He was in New York and this guy who was helping to run estates wanted to throw tenants off the farm, so he got on a boat in the middle of winter, went all the way back and reinstated the tenants on the farm. He fired the lawyer and they threw him a big dinner in celebration.
“There were knights for Strongbow. They said my family owned most of Dublin at a certain point. It was unbelieveable.”
Unbelievable’s certainly one of the words that springs to mind.
What I’m interested to know is how does Scientology fit into all this with Xenu in the cave in Italy or wherever it was?
And, with Tom seeing himself as a leader amongst aliens isn’t it a tad suspicious that his human ancestors were leaders as well?
It’s funny when people research these things that it never turns out that their relatives were lowly peasants who spent their days sitting around picking their noses, drinking mead and bedding wenches or basnicks- whatever the case may have been.
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Shit, I thought water is to cats as vagina is to John Travolta. They're supposed to scream, cry, scratch bitches and wish a painful death upon you when you drag them near it. But Water Cat (real name: Snoopy) doesn't give a shit about water and spent way too long looking for imaginary fish in the bath tub. Either Water Cat really does love water or he's high on acid or he's chasing ghost fish us humans can't see or all of the above.
In a few years when cats take over the world and are lounging in the pool while us humans fetch them catnip-tinis, they're going to look back at this video and be like, "That wet pussy was revolutionary."
Olga Kurylenko: Tom Cruise’s Next Scientology Bride? (PHOTOS)
Tom Cruise is currently promoting his next big blockbuster ‘Oblivion’, and his co-star in the film is Olga Kurylenko, former Bond girl and soon to be Tommy’s next Scientology bride. At least, if Tommy and his minions have their way.
According to a new report from OK! Magazine, sparks have been flying between Olga and Tom, so much so that Tom is considering making her his next robot bride. Ok, that part wasn’t actually in the report, but you can bet that it’s true.
OK! reports that insiders at the Moscow premiere of the film saw Olga and Tom being giggly and flirty, and claim, “Watching them on the red carpet, it’s clear she really suits him. Tom and Olga got on like old friends from day one.” This source also added, “There’s genuine chemistry there. Tom’s ready to date and she’s his ideal woman.” Tom is apparently trying to take it slow because of Olga’s purported relationship with Danny Huston, with the source adding,“Tom’s trying to be respectful, but there’s enormous speculation from the Oblivion promo tour that something’s up.”
So there’s two sides to this story. On the most obvious, non gossipy version, Olga has indeed been dating Danny Huston for more than two years, although they have their ups and down like any other couple. And of course, everyone know what’s up with our dear Tommy after he get left by Katie Holmes last year – you know, when she pulled a fast one over him and got the heck out there using burner phones and secret underground escape routes [ok, so we're exaggerating a little]? So now, of course Tommy’s looking for his next Robo bride. Scientology’s Golden boy can’t be without a bride – no, it simply won’t do, especially with several big budget movies coming out in the next few years. For Oblivion, he got lucky that Olga was scheduled to do press with him – but is there any truth to the flirting rumors?
Here’s how I look at it – Tom’s under pressure to find a new bride, and one that’ll be easily integrated into the Scientology world. Olga seems like a good fit, and there’s no questioning that she fits the beauty ideals. However, she does seem to be an independent woman with her own mind and her own life, and she has a boyfriend. So this ‘flirting’ that the insider supposedly saw is probably dear Tommy trying his hardest to seem heterosexual, with Olga trying her best not to freak out at his crazy eyes. Any bets on whether Tom decides to try to move on to his other Oblivion co-star, Andrea Riseborough once it becomes clear that Olga’s not interested? Tom’s team have already tried to make this happen with Julianne Hough, so it’s only a matter of time before they find their next target.
Los Angeles premiere of ‘Oblivion’ at Dolby Theatre on April 10, 2013 in Hollywood, California.
'I am just focusing on work': Tom Cruise dodges questions about his love life as he thrills fans on Oblivion red carpet
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He thrilled his fans on the red carpet for the Los Angeles premiere of his new film Oblivion on Wednesday when he spent hours during meet and greets.
And it seems that Tom Cruise was intent on making sure to keep the focus of the night all about his upcoming science fiction flick.
The 50-year-old refused to answer any questions about his love life nor his divorce from former wife of six years, Katie Holmes.
All about Oblivion: Tom Cruise refused to comment on his love life as he walked the red-carpet for his new film Oblivion in Los Angeles on Wednesday night
'Right now, all I'm thinking about is Oblivion!' he told People magazine.
But the friendly actor did open up about his daughter Suri Cruise's future career aspirations when asked if he would be happy for her to follow in her parent's famous showbiz footsteps.
'All of my kids, each one will do what they're going to do,' he said, '...and I'll support them in whatever it is they want.'
Meanwhile, the actor also explained how he got through the gruelling shooting schedule of Oblivion, which saw him doing long takes in freezing Iceland.
Excited: As usual Tom was full of energy as he greeted his fans at the event
Often Tom would only get one to two hours sleep in between takes, but amazingly he pulled through with his ever present professionalism.
When asked by People how he coped with the tough schedule, he said: 'No sleep, and focus, and work your a** off! It's also that I get to do something I love to do.'
Tom's comments come after reports that he addressed his 2012 divorce from Katie in a German interview, which have since been branded 'untrue' by his rep.
In happier times: Tom is pictured with his ex-wife Katie Holmes and their daughter Suri Cruise in 2008
Sharing a laugh: The actor cuddled up to his glamorous co-star Andrea Riseborough on Wednesday evening
The actor was quoted as saying in an interview with German TV network ProSieben that he 'didn't expect' Katie to file for divorce, and that 'life is like a tragic comedy, you need a sense of humour.'
But a spokesperson for the actor confirmed on Wednesday that the quotes were fabricated by Bunte, a German tabloid.
The ProSieben interview mainly focused on Tom's career and his experience shooting his upcoming film Oblivion in Iceland last year.
'For my 50th birthday [the director] Joe [Kosinski] and the studio gave me a bubble bike,' said Tom. 'It was so amazing ... I was allowed to ride it in areas where you are no longer allowed to drive. [Iceland] is a beautiful country.'
Fan favourite: Tom arrived early at the event to do meet and greets with his fans
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